Evoloolshen... And.. and.. Australia
Ahh yes... Finally... One of the most fascinating ideas humanity has ever thought of... Or should i say... Discovered?
Lets hit an argument that ABSOLUTELY IS THOUGHT TO DEBUNK EVOLUTION.. " if man came from ape, how come ape exists still??
WHOAAAA WOW
take it easy there... You might hurt yourself with that sharp intellect.
Who said they must go extinct first before something branches out of them?... And we didn't actually come from chimpanzees or whatever... Its just that if you go back enough in time... You will get a thing that is not human and not ape... You go back a little more and you find the common ancestors between us and chimpanzees.
So how does it work? Three steps my dearest.
1 separation... Put a part of the population in a different environment isolated from it's previous environment.
2 survival...now the traits of the creature that are important and needed to survive are different in the new environment.
3 reproduction.... Those who survived long enough based on the new more important traits to make a baby and who's babies and their babies babies do the same are the new successful variation. And those born with more of those good traits via genetic mutation.... Will survive better and have more babies.
There u have it...
Australia and (Madagascar) are some of the most fascinating places on earth in terms of biology.. there are snakes in Australia that don't exist anywhere else... Why??? Because look at the map Australia is basically Antarctica but hot...so isolated...same for Madagascar which has its own class of tree? And lemurs and the foussa... Actually fuck that...
There are classes of animals in Australia that do not exist anywhere else, like marsupials... Which include kangaroos, koalas, and tasmanian devils. Srsly don't look up the Tasmanian devil.
Whats so interesting about marsupials... Well they are mammals like us... So we got that in common. But scientists couldn't classify these animals in any category that already existed... Like felines(cats) canines(dogs and wolves) hominins(human like) so now we have the marsupials with the pockets on their bellies. Zefrank made a video on marsupials... Very cool very funny.
Hmm let's get back to humans... they say human life originated in africa... Considering that Adam was also part ape... He was probably a very hairy Nig.... African... Don't worry i can say nig im part nig too my grandfather was a cool G with a big schlong.
Anyway humans migrated from africa to all around the world in different biomes and started to look different from each other... But we didn't exist for so long so we are still the same. evolution takes millions of years... Had we not halted the process of evolution with our science and medicine... We would have been different species altogether, very eventually.
Do you know how humans made it to the americas? The seem very very isolated from Africa... Look at the native Americans.. or red indians(ooooh nooo they are not indians) well.... Genes say otherwise. During the ice age the gap from east asia to the americas was Bridged with ice and some asians managed to cross. So yes they are actually... Indian/asian generally.
What really baffles me is why east asians have these cute little eyes...
White people were black people but in such weather their skin didn't need to be black. They lost the melanin... The colouring cells.
Just look at England or the british isles... Isolated and full of weird fucks with stranger and stranger accents the farther north you go.
Okay this was supposed to be a lesson on evolution it became a racist rant... Maybe another time...