My escape from the mental ward...

I was put in a mental institute twice... With a day off in between...once in the UK once in Egypt.. and yeah let's not compare a three star hotel with a dumpster.

My room over there was bigger than my dorm room. Which i thought was pretty good. Good lighting. It had a sink... Which i initially used as a urinal. It kinda looked like one.

Although you weren't free in either one, in the UK you had the right to refuse the medication, and they had the right to try to convince you.

Anyway

My head got too loud. And I got scared. Something told me you must escape and i will guide you to a safe place..

Sure

I hit the fire alarm.. and hid under the kitchen sink... seeing moments of chaos as the bell rang.

They grasped eventually that it was a false alarm. But someone did find me and thought i was scared of the alarm.

I took that to my advantage... And in a scared innocent voice. I picked up a cigarette.. and asked... Can i please go down to smoke?

He said, yes of course you can.

From there you know how it went.

I ran and never looked back.

I lost my slippers while running

I kept running

I lost my phone and wallet while climbing the fence 

I kept running and saw some police car around the corner

I hid laying down behind some bushes.

Then i ran again... Found myself in a huge empty park. I walked the park and saw a little neighbourhood with a little kid at the front...

He asked "where are your shoes at?"

I was really wondering about this place and asked...

"Is this private property?"

The kid walked away.

Anyway... I felt safe 

And i walked back to the hospital... Not knowing the way.

Somehow i met a friend who i put as an emergency contact... He actually took me back there.

AND TOOK ALL CREDIT FOR MY GLORIOUS RETURN.

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